Gigi’s Job Satisfaction Evaluation

An Audio Recording of Gigi’s Visit with her HR representative: HR REP: I’d like you to talk to me frankly about your concerns… GIGI: Ok, See… My boss who is also my former senior from secondary school and my good friend keeps getting me involved in her marital problems. Something is up with her for […]

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Aesop’s Tales As the work day drew to a close, my nerves predictably started to jangle. I had a blind date. And despite what I’d thought earlier about this being a good idea, I was no longer sure that I should have let it happen. This was my second blind date in not such a […]

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The Boyfriend Hunt So. There were a couple of things I expected to happen over the next couple of days; I expected work to be annoying and exhausting. I expected avoiding Akudo to make it even more stressful. I expected Maminat to buy a tree and become (for the time being) convinced that horticulture is […]

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Loser We’re just sad clowns, tamed and scripted, I’ve come too far, I’m coming home, I wanna go back To when I was young. – BIG BANG, Loser (kpoplyrics.net) Can you die from awkwardness? Because that’s what I felt like doing when Akudo had to elbow Derin aside just to get Etomi’s tall frame in […]

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Define “Boy Friend…” Alright. So I’m standing there – behind Derin who is basically radiating hostility – I am gaping at Etomi who is standing behind Akudo – who is low key glowing for Africa. I’m wondering if Akudo is completely alright in the head. Not only is she 100 years late for the dinner […]

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Other People’s Husbands Akudo was extremely late and I’m not even sure who was more pissed between me and Derin. His friends weren’t even online and losing to Japanese players just wasn’t as fun without the pidgin/slang, smack talking, back and forth between us – so gaming only got us so far. I suggested Netflix […]

Static: Bakemono

Unfortunately there will be no updates on Channel 1 or 2 this week due to an ongoing project I’m working on that is past its deadline. I apologize and I hope you will accept for now – a Static submission! The working title of this story is Bakemono (Japanese for Monster) and it’s a YA […]